According to a recent Telegraph article the Queen’s corgis enjoy an “individually designed menu”, served by hand in strict order of each dog’s importance.

Dr Roger Mugford, an animal psychologist and behavioural therapist, says “At feeding times, each dog had an individually designed menu, including an array of homeopathic and herbal remedies.”

Her Majesty’s pooches have previously been reported to be fed on a that includes fillet steak, chicken breast and home-made gravy, with scones crumbled up into their bowls for a treat.

As we type this Rabbit is licking his lips. Perhaps we should dress him in a smart Bow Wow Dog Bow Tie and see if we can smuggle him inside Buckingham Palace in time for tea with the Queen herself!